»Very *punny* Minecraft Jokes :D

"Your nether gonna get away from me!"
"You're suck a doork. I never even have to log on to play with you."
"You're such a blockhead "
"Would you mined if I asked you if you want coal or iron?"
"Ice to meet you, snow joke."
"What did baby sim say to the skeleton? Hit me with your best shot, fire away!"
"Glass is such a nice block. It is not even a pane to use!"
"What did the cow say on Wednesday? Its milkday!"
"What does a sheep say after you stole its wool? Sheariously!!! Glassic."
"What did the zombie say after the skeleton shot him? Haha, very shotty")
"What did the creeper say when he walked into lava? This creep is on fire!"
"What did the zombies say about the creeper? He's such a creep."
"I tried fishing but I didn't get anything. The only thing I caught was the flu."
"Why did Notch decide to create a game about mining? He thought it would be ore-some!"
"Why did Notch add pistons? He was tired of people pushing him around."
"A creeper went to Wal-mart for the first time, well he had a blast!"
(Sorry these are really bad but oh well, I am truly a neb!)
-Feel free to comment other pun jokes, I know your very punny