im running around my room, shrieking. my heart's beating fast, and my visions all a blur. im excited out of my mind. im rushing around, getting everything ready. getting ready for my sacrifice to the god. the lord is coming. I can sense his presence. a bright yellow glow fills my room and incinerates the walls, my bed, my closet, everything. but it is all worth it. he is here. he has come for me. I hear a large Roman choir in the back, I could hear the Rotors of Glory, whishing and fwooshing. The Holy Helicopter was here. i fell to my knees, ablaze with passion and admiration. my face is shining with pride and love. "you have heard my prayers," i said. "you are here. my lord" "yes," the Holy Helicopter God replied. "i am here to give you my blessings. take them and fulfill your destiny." "yes. i will", i said. my Lord raises a rotor. he murmurs an enchantment, and warmth washes over me like a blanket. I am blessed. I have become a true helicopter. "My lord. I have gifts for you as well," i speak, dazed. "I have brought with me the finest premium Mobil1® helicopter oil." "ah, yes. ty. this will heal my wounds I have sustained in battle." he said. "i will leave you now. use your new helicopter powers wisely, yung one." "yes, yes i will!!" i say, tearing up. "i will!!" my Lord glows and glows. his Holy Rotors spin and spin. faster and faster they go. the pitch grows higher and higher - and then with a blast, he is gone. i break down in tears. my lord has given me the highest rank of the battlefield - helicopter. me and my beloved lord will capture and contain all that oppose us. we are unstoppable now. lord helicopter is our idol and symbol for freedom. we must unite now. guildcraft is gaining more and more control. we must defeat them. we will take over. we are coming. you cannot stop us.
And then @lolnoteven hears a prayer: God says, "You must join and help KryptoRC's team blue in annihilation Guildcraft."!!!! @lolnoteven : "Sure, my dear majesty." At the end: Blue team is destroyed. *boom*
HOLLY F I AM A HUGE FAN OF HELICOPTERS TOO DID YOU READ THE LATEST MAGAZINE OF HELICOPTERS ARE HUMANS I READ IT ALL I READ IT IN THE TOILET HOLY F I FINALLY FOUND ANOTHER FEN WHO KNOWS HELICOPTERS ARE HUMANS
Want some Grand advice? Drink Hot Chocolate. Hot Chocolate. Yes that is correct my dear friends, I am indeed embarking upon the writing of why Hot Chocolate is such a truly amazing beverage. As my fingers dance on my keyboard, water flow down the smooth surface of my window before finally collecting on the sill and dripping onto the ground. I envy those that are fortunate to reside in other parts of the world where the sun can be seen however unfortunately I live in Europe. England. The dismal, grey and overall brooding atmosphere causes all with souls to feel unwilling to step outside. Be productive and overall be cheerful. However! I have found a cure to this! Ladies and Gentlemen I hereby present to you, Hot Chocolate! A wonderful concoction of smooth, buttery chocolate mixed with hot milk with the wonderful addition of marshmallow, melted only slightly to complement it and thus complete it. Hot chocolate is the drink considered by many to bring invincibility to cold along with other benefits such as being especially good for the kidneys? It's mysteriously light brown liquid puts a sense of power, a sense of possessing ability to bypass time and fate, beyond own reasoning, to change it from within! It enables you to invision the rainbows that flow from your ears! It enables you to grow a wonderful pair of glittering green wings with which you can fly to the top of your neighbor's garage and shout that communism is the right path for succession and that Windows 10 is a load of rubbish. Hot Chocolate boys and girls will allow you to read your grandmother's mind and allow you to charge your Iphone (only the iphone 6 will work mind you) by merly looking at it. Yes! Looking at it. Furthermore you will invision the sea lion that eats popcorn and shouts that Donald Trump is Boris Johnson's doppelganger that has traveled through time. It will also magically make you able to transform into a talking dandelion that has sex with butterflies and i am feellingg so sleepyygyyghoiuasgbhjsdgfjnksbdjhfkgjasdddfhgjk
