»The greatest tale of a GuildCraft player

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  1. _SoraX_

    _SoraX_ Eternal Poster Member

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    A tale of a GuildCraft player V2

    Once upon of time, there was a Minecraft player. He was completely infatuated with the games. Especially,when he found the gamemode called "multiplayer".

    "Wow" said NoobyStarter123 "There is a community with great players named guildcraft? Hopefully it is great!"

    Then NoobyStarter 123 started playing on the server. Everything amazed him, the spawn builds by KinqCake, great staff like Melon, great place with competitive players. He screamed: "There is no way a server can be this good..."

    He also found himself a home in the server called the forum. People welcomed him as greatly as expected in the "Introduction" forum section. To him, those days were undoubtedly the best. Little did he know the server weren't too great...

    A month playing on the server sure had escalated quickly ~~~

    One day, noobyplayer123 realized his potential. He knew he wasn't even a "noob" anymore. His pvp skills was unbeatable. Even lolocraft's or sharrock's pvp skill couldn't even match him. He was a god, a real pvp god.

    During a game he decimated a guy...

    Looser: **** YOU CUNT NOOBY HACKER. HACKS ARE TAMPONS ONLY FOR PUSSIES
    Noobyplayer123: Aw dood, don't be too rude. It's just a block game. Come on...
    Looser: **** YOU CUNT STFU
    Noobyplayer123: Hmm, ok then, I will have to report this guy I suppose :/ he is being too darude

    He quickly went to a server, searching for moderators and attempted to give him the screen shots proof

    NoobyPlayer123: Can you check this out, this guy was going at it on me. He swore and stuff
    Mod: *no replies*
    NoobyPlayer123: Dood, come on
    Mod: Can't you see I'm busy with fishing?
    NoobyPlayer123: don't be a lazy turtle man :'( he was flaming at me
    * NoobyPlayer123 have been muted for disrespecting staff. Mute expires in 24h *

    Witnessing such stupid thing happened. He decided to write an unmute request... Sadly he got no replies...

    The next day, noobyplayer123 fought against a filthy hacker but he didn't know that the guy was a hacker. With his 8-10 cps clicks and godly aim, noobyplayer had some really good combos on the guy. Suddenly, a message popped up on his screen:

    "You have been banned by AutoBan for Killaura/Forcefielf for 10 days. Please go on guildcraft.org for ban appeal."

    Noobyplayer123: What? This is insane! I will make an unban appeal!

    * A day later, he received a message*

    The autoban was correct and it had always been correct. Buy a ban appeal #1. **** you hacker. Suck it. Your skill is fake. You are not the #1 pvper here lol. Hahaha

    Couldn't escape from boredom, sadness, anger, Noobyplayer123 spent his days on the forum, waiting out for the ban. From here, he decided to make this server a better place despite all the troubles he had encountered.
    Noobyplayer123's were smart, amazing and fair to all the players. Everyone loved it and especially, they loved him for the jokes that he had as well as the brilliant ideas he came up with. He started receiving comments such as: "You have a really innovative mind man, I hope you can become an admin one day ;')"

    The comments made him really happy. When his ban expired, he continued writing. He spent days writing suggestion posts. One day, he finally met Axed!

    Noobyplayer123: Axed-Senpai, notice my post
    Axed: I'm busy riding my brand new Ferrari from your money.
    Noobyplayer123: Oh, when will you read my posts?
    Axed: I will check it when I'm back from home

    A month has been passed ~~~

    Noobyplayer123: I have bumped this posts a million times. So many players have agreed to this post. Where the hell are you axed?
    Axed: I just got another Ferrari. I will read it after going around the city for a bit.
    NoobyPlayer123: Ok... Please be hurry

    Three months has been passed ~~~

    Axed: nah, I won't get any money from this post... * think of a good excuse*...

    =========================================
    Dear NoobyPlayer123,
    I am busy with my family. I will be on a holiday for around 2 months with my new Lamborghini. I might add this when I am back from the holiday.

    P.s: feed me money and I will come back.
    =========================================

    NoobyPlayer123: *quits guildcraft*

    Written by _SoraX_

    Lol I had nothing to do today. Finished all my homework and just... Out of the blue, thought of this story... Lol come at me haters but this is reality. In the comment below, type #MakeGCABetterPlace ;') We need to revolt against.... Idk... Lol, but srsly doe, GC is not loosing a lot of players...
     
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  2. Super_PvPer

    Super_PvPer Eternal Poster Member

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    Great Story loved it just the aXed part felt like an insult to him lel.
    #MakeGCABetterPlace :D
     
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  3. donalddoyson

    donalddoyson Nimble Knuckle Member

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    LOved it! #MAkeGCABetterPlace
     
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  4. Cervium

    Cervium Forum Veteran Member

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    Maybe you should use your real name that you used on the old forums, shall I write your real story?

    - Nub joins Guildcraft
    - Nub tryhards for staff
    - Nub doesn't get accepted
    - Nub becomes toxic because nobody likes him
     
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  5. MonsterStorm

    MonsterStorm Old School Guildcrafter Member

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    Lol, that story was funny
     
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