»Maka Bucha Day!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by nedac, Feb 22, 2016.

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We NEED your shits!!!

  1. 5 shits in the bucket!

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  2. 10 shits in the house!

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  3. 15 shits in the bed!

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  4. 20 shits where they belong!

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  5. -5 shits and i recite Donald Trump's speeches in the shower

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  1. nedac

    nedac Ancient Poster Member

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    Today is Maka Bucha Day which is a holiday celebrated amongst Buddhist followers.

    The only people who i know that celebrate this is @Thepig_055 who has somehow gotten 80% of kitpvp to hate him.

    Make sure you prepare your anus before reading this. (alot of information might be shoved up Uranus)

    So Maka Bucha Day is celebrated by doing good deeds, praying, and special events such as festivals e.t.c

    The origins of this holiday arent as complex as most other holidays

    On this day, the full moon of the third lunar month (called Tabodwe); seven months after Buddha began his teachings, 1,250 monks gathered to hear Buddha preach.

    Buddha ordained these monks and spread the principles of Buddhism. This marked a key event in the development of the religion.

    45 years later, on the same full moon in the third lunar month, Buddha again delivered his teachings shortly before his death.

    This third lunar month on which both events occurred is known in Buddhist Pali language as 'Makha'. 'Bucha', means to honour.

    Despite the great age of these events, (Buddha was teaching over 2,500 years ago) Makha Bucha only became a holiday in 1957. Prior to 1957, the third lunar month was celebrated as a Buddhist Holy Day.

    Now i am pretty sure that most people dont give a shit and thats fine!!!
    But the people who actually celebrate this holiday give about 20 shits.

    Thats right folks 20 shits.
    (maybe 22 shits i dont know)
    So if you give about 15+ shits about this holiday make sure to tell me! ;~; plz

    Lets see how many shits we can get!
     
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  2. Thepig_055

    Thepig_055 Quick Digit Member

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    Nedac omfg im too late aghh i inactivate on the forums yea almost people hate me :p but you are the one of my really good friends :D thank you for celebration, @nedac
    -Thepig_055 i miss u as always, ;)
     
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