»aXed is love, aXed is life

I was only 69 years old
>I loved aXed so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to aXed every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"aXed is love" I say; "aXedis life"
>Steyn hears me and calls me a cunt
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for aXed
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's aXed
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my Guild."
>He grabs me with his powerful frog thing hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my Mouth for aXed
>He penetrates my Mouth
>It hurts so much but I do it for aXed
>I can feel my Mouth tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please aXed
>He roars in a mighty Croak as he fills my mouth with his love
>Steyn walks in
>aXed looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>aXed leaves through my window
>aXed is love. aXed is life.


ONLY 4CHANE MEMBERS UNDERSTAND THIS .-.

 

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tf did i just read

 

LOL

 

Wot...?

 

Me and @ScarlettFever are creeped out -.-

 

Wasn't *cough mentally prepared.
But um...its one hell of an eccentric post though....

 

#PewArmy

 

as i said...

ONLY 4CHAN MEMBERS WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

 

Best fanfiction. IGN rates 11/10

 

What da actual ghost? O-o
DA FUQ DID I JUST READ?

 

how old are you ???

 

It's copy from this video,he just changed shrek with axed

 

YO this guy knows whats up

 

you're lucky that i changed some things about the original fan fiction, which is the shrek one

 

Meh, you censored all the good parts of the original version

 

Axed is scrub #ruthless

 

um... why are we at the weird side of the forums again....



SEND HELP.

 

@aXed Axed is love, Axed is life