»aXed is love, aXed is life

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  1. Synergy

    Synergy Forum Master Member

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    I was only 69 years old
    >I loved aXed so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
    >I pray to aXed every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
    >"aXed is love" I say; "aXedis life"
    >Steyn hears me and calls me a cunt
    >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for aXed
    >I called him a cunt
    >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
    >I'm crying now, and my face hurts
    >I lay in bed and it's really cold
    >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
    >It's aXed
    >I am so happy
    He whispers into my ear "This is my Guild."
    >He grabs me with his powerful frog thing hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
    >I'm ready
    >I spread my Mouth for aXed
    >He penetrates my Mouth
    >It hurts so much but I do it for aXed
    >I can feel my Mouth tearing as my eyes start to water
    >I push against his force
    >I want to please aXed
    >He roars in a mighty Croak as he fills my mouth with his love
    >Steyn walks in
    >aXed looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
    >aXed leaves through my window
    >aXed is love. aXed is life.


    ONLY 4CHANE MEMBERS UNDERSTAND THIS .-.
     
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  2. Jkbb

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    Hi! I work for a writing company named xxxsotic and I think your writing is great! It's full of teen fantasy and creativity! We would like to know if you were interested in joining the team to bring out and release the most exotic teen stories that can go wild crazy in sells! ( if you know what type of book I'm talking about ;) )
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    We would be glad to have you as a part of our community! Stay cunty you cunt!
    With love
    -BJ
     
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  3. SteveThatCoolGuy

    SteveThatCoolGuy Ancient Poster Member

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    tf did i just read
     
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  4. Synergy

    Synergy Forum Master Member

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  5. HenryRules

    HenryRules Ancient Poster Member

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    Wot...?
     
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  7. ScarlettFever

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    Wasn't *cough mentally prepared.
    But um...its one hell of an eccentric post though....
     
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  8. Thekillermatic

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  9. Synergy

    Synergy Forum Master Member

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    as i said...

    ONLY 4CHAN MEMBERS WILL UNDERSTAND THIS
     
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  10. KillinStalker72

    KillinStalker72 Grasshopper Member

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    Best fanfiction. IGN rates 11/10
     
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  11. creeperfish101

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    image.jpg
     
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  12. -Killas-

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    What da actual ghost? O-o
    DA FUQ DID I JUST READ?
     
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  13. minecrafter77

    minecrafter77 Quick Digit Member

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    how old are you ???
     
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  14. Dimosthenis

    Dimosthenis Enthusiast Member

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    It's copy from this video,he just changed shrek with axed
     
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  15. Synergy

    Synergy Forum Master Member

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    YO this guy knows whats up
     
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  16. Synergy

    Synergy Forum Master Member

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    you're lucky that i changed some things about the original fan fiction, which is the shrek one
     
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  17. Cervium

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    Meh, you censored all the good parts of the original version :(
     
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  18. Marine4121

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    Axed is scrub #ruthless
     
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  19. BrianaMCPC

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    um... why are we at the weird side of the forums again....



    SEND HELP.
     
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  20. Jkbb

    Jkbb Faithful Poster Member

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    @aXed Axed is love, Axed is life
     
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