»A Guide To Grammar

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by NeonNature, Dec 5, 2015.

  1. NeonNature

    NeonNature Addict Member

    Messages:
    154
    Ratings:
    +39 / -0
    Yes, you read it right. This is a guide to grammar.

    (I wasn't sure this should go to Tutorials section since this isn't server related)

    Do we really need one? We are mature!

    Yes, but I need to point out a few common mistakes ._.



    ~Difference between you're and your~

    This is the MOST common mistake I've seen...everywhere.... yes, everywhere.

    Let's summarize this a bit

    Your = Possessive Adjective
    You're = You are (Contraction/Short form)

    Your "sword", Your "exam" etc, "Your" is always beside a Noun/Pronoun.

    What about You're? Yes, nouns are also used beside it. But try to expand "You're" into "You are" if you aren't sure.

    E.g. I like your dog. <-- Right.

    I like youre dog. <-- (I like you're dog) <-- (I like you are dog), which will eventually turn you into a dog.

    People don't do this mistake, they just replace "you're" with "your", making the typing easier.

    E.g.
    Your so awesome <--- Wrong ._.
    You're so awesome <-- Right

    Just keep in mind that "You're" is a contraction of "You are" and you'll slowly begin to notice the mistakes...

    Similar cases : "His" and "He's"

    ~Using Apostrophe~

    All of these mistakes are because of this one main reason: People are lazy to use an apostrophe " ' sign" (No offense!) , which sometimes lead to different meanings...

    E.g. Aw he'll get banned.
    Aw hell get banned.

    Notice the difference? Yeah, the second sentence will lead you to trouble, 12h mute, etc. Let's take a look at another sentence, shall we?

    E.g. She'll pick up the shells.
    Shell pick up the shells.

    However, this is less common than the first one (which I've seen several times).


    ~ Will edit and add more if I find / remember some
     
    #1
    • Like Like x 1
    • Informative Informative x 1
    • Useful Useful x 1
    • Pew Pew x 1
  2. Chisagu

    Chisagu Eternal Poster Member

    Messages:
    1,019
    Ratings:
    +1,341 / -0
    You forgot to point out than and then.
    Anyways everyone is too lazy to always check over what they write. They tend to write as how they would text. This is a forum so no one really cares if you make a few spelling/grammar mistakes :p
     
    Last edited: Dec 5, 2015
    #2
    • Informative Informative x 2
  3. OMGMINECRAFT [C.A.D]

    OMGMINECRAFT [C.A.D] Honorary Poster Member

    Messages:
    416
    Ratings:
    +236 / -0
  4. OMGMINECRAFT [C.A.D]

    OMGMINECRAFT [C.A.D] Honorary Poster Member

    Messages:
    416
    Ratings:
    +236 / -0
    HOW am i a new member im on like 11/7
     
    #4
  5. NeonNature

    NeonNature Addict Member

    Messages:
    154
    Ratings:
    +39 / -0
    ^^ Please don't double post. Try using the Edit button.

    Than and then >.<' I will, but maybe tomorrow. @.@ Sleepy. And got another word from your post. xD

    Eeyup. But I did this for games and chatting xD ._. It's just that I can't stand still looking at "You're" and "Your", my hands are uncontrollable xD
     
    #5
    • Agree Agree x 1
  6. KinqCake

    KinqCake Watermelon Member

    Messages:
    932
    Ratings:
    +887 / -0
    TY ma inglish iz beder no
     
    #6
    • Funny Funny x 1
  7. pebro13

    pebro13 Forum Veteran Member

    Messages:
    1,337
    Ratings:
    +703 / -0
    what about to/too? :p
     
    #7
  8. Chisagu

    Chisagu Eternal Poster Member

    Messages:
    1,019
    Ratings:
    +1,341 / -0
    Hehe same with me, I always read what I write multiple times to catch any mistakes I make. It's a habit, that's why I usually edit my post when I see one. I think it just makes it more formal and professional xd
     
    #8
  9. NeonNature

    NeonNature Addict Member

    Messages:
    154
    Ratings:
    +39 / -0
    Noted. But that isn't that common o,o'

    Nu ploblum too tank mah

    Anyway xD The to-do-list

    Than/Then
    Anyway/Anyways
    To/Too
     
    #9
  10. Kaiden

    Kaiden Nimble Knuckle Member

    Messages:
    382
    Ratings:
    +288 / -0
    Should've named this "a guide to being a grammar nazi"
    Jk, noc totorel may engrish Sue good
     
    #10
  11. FM9897K

    FM9897K Ancient Poster Member

    Messages:
    952
    Ratings:
    +1,143 / -0
    You deserve to be a English teacher ...
     
    #11
  12. MortalSquid

    MortalSquid Member Member

    Messages:
    52
    Ratings:
    +45 / -0
    gremmer isnt veiry important. i is no englisch butt i understand good and bad gremmer
     
    #12
  13. NeonNature

    NeonNature Addict Member

    Messages:
    154
    Ratings:
    +39 / -0
    I'm only 16 xD

    Besides, it will be a total failure, just look @KinqCake and @Kaiden , look at their very professional Grammar after reading my topic xP et eez nais, eezn't eet?
     
    #13
  14. Bunny

    Bunny Nimble Knuckle Member

    Messages:
    306
    Ratings:
    +340 / -0
    Never start a sentence with "and" ;) I was always taught in school that you should never start a sentence with and, but or because. They were strictest on the "and" rule, though. Thanks for making this guide - I hope people keep it in mind. When I see things like "your sword" "your base", I cringe and die a little bit inside >.> Will you add more to it? Its vs It's, than vs then, they're vs there vs their, etc. ^_^
     
    #14
    • Informative Informative x 1
  15. NeonNature

    NeonNature Addict Member

    Messages:
    154
    Ratings:
    +39 / -0
    Wow. Never knew the "And" rule. Thanks sir.
    And yeah xD I totally forgot Its vs It's Dx I was going to do it with You're vs Your. Bad brain. ;-;

    Of course, I need to expand this. I was just way too sleepy to do anything yesterday except replying comments xP
     
    #15
  16. Bunny

    Bunny Nimble Knuckle Member

    Messages:
    306
    Ratings:
    +340 / -0
    madam* x3 >_> yeah, no worries, whenever you get the time ^.^
     
    #16
  17. Mother

    Mother Faithful Poster Member

    Messages:
    605
    Ratings:
    +224 / -0
    AN english teacher lawl XD
     
    #17
  18. Mother

    Mother Faithful Poster Member

    Messages:
    605
    Ratings:
    +224 / -0
    Point the difference of A and AN :p
     
    #18
  19. FM9897K

    FM9897K Ancient Poster Member

    Messages:
    952
    Ratings:
    +1,143 / -0
    That's funny
     
    #19
  20. VivaLaVida

    VivaLaVida Forum Veteran Member

    Messages:
    1,264
    Ratings:
    +827 / -0
    how to english
     
    #20

Share This Page