So basically i was checking out the minecraft community and i have to admit found something way beyond the reach of a normal human mind. I found two extremely intellegent people arguing about WW2. At first i thought "oh my what a great topic to discuss" but then i was proven wrong. I quickly realized " well shit, either half the population of the world lives in third world countries or everyone failed their history exam" Ands thats why im here, here to spread my cance... knowledge with you all on basically what happened in WW2 Italy : **** socialism we gonna start Facism and copy soviet union Germany (hitler): omg facism lit now i just need someone to make me the chauncellor and make me give Full control of germany's army.Since germany was already pissed about WW1, he got the power. Germany : oi italy, i know u started facism before us but ur leader is bald and im fking hitler so ur gnna follow my commands now Italy: Germany : lets conquer parts of france ( does it) United allies (france and uk mostly): well we dont want another war so we are gnna stfu and watch germany re conqueror all the lands it lost Germany: conquerors loads of europe and becomes friends with soviet United allies: wow now germany chillax boi Germany : kys (procedes to conqueror more land and butt fucks france) Uk: nah bitch (almost gets fucked) Germany: aha lets attack the soviet union and capture them even tho they seem more powerful USA: whats happening Germany : gets buttfucked my soviet and now has enemies both sides Allies: aha we knew we could win all along. Japan: IM DECLARING WAR ON THE US Germany: gets buttfucked from both sides, hitler kills himself Japan gets nuked soviet union and allied divide germany italy's bald leader surrenders Thats all for this EDUCATIONAL POST ( ik im making this fking bs on a block game server) this is not even remotely close to the details of ww2 but u should get the general idea. Please pray for italy's bald leader
I was expecting this to have been a video of some people fighting with related skins, but nope. i'm impressed, better than my teachers xdxdxd
The soviet union's ideologies on communism was based on socialist lines. Mussolini discouraged communism, clearly not copying the soviet union in any way. Communism was implemented for the oppressed majority in the USSR while fascism came about to regain the old glory of Italy. Italy didn't follow germany's "commands" >_> It was an alliance. Germany didn't follow fascism either, it was nazism which was a very similar ideology and one of the very few differences was anti semitism. Never happened, they hated the soviet union right from the start. They didn't seem more powerful at all, it's just that germany attacked in the winter and got fucked. All japan did was blew up the pearl harbor where only a few americans died but america was getting bored and finally found a reason to join in. Mussolini didn't "surrender", he got beaten by his own people and faced capital punishment. I probably missed out on a lot of other wrong stuff you've mentioned but I can't be bothered to read it again :^)
can't believe how retarded this is, firstly, i said most of the stuff as a joke and could go in depth but didnt want to on a platform like this, just wanted to give a general idea. As for germany not hating the soviet union, they did ally with the union or else they would've gotten buttfucked from the very start and wouldn't have been able to recapture fking Poland. all the other things u stated were right and i already know them but as for Germany not allyign with union, ur wrong
I'll kick off by saying this was quite funny in its own way... But, anyway, I really enjoy studying wars. I really do. I could do a whole summary about WW1, WW2, the Cold War and so on... Ik this is meant as a joke, but its quite historically innacurate anyway. Derpy mentioned a few of those points, which u totally missed out. Germany making an alliance with the Soviet Union doesn't make them friends. Alliances are actually usually used to get advantage of something. When they do get that "something", they break that alliance and start hitting on each other The Soviet Union wasn't actually more powerful then Germany. Im pretty sure Germany had the upper hand. But, since they were dumb af during that time, they decided to attack the Soviet Union (a.k.a Russia, with that rigorous winter) and got fucked. Actually, it was the U.S who declared war after the attack on Pearl Harbor. But that was wrapped up quickly with 2 nuclear bombs, one on Nagasaki and the other one in Hiroshima Just felt like sharing some stuff, sorry if Im saying anything not correct, but its fucking 11pm and I slept like 3h today. Thank you
Fake news. Russia was a monarchy until the Bolshevik Revolution. The Soviet Union was Russia plus the countries it occupied after WW2. The US entered the war in 1941. There were other smaller attacks on the US mainland during the war, besides Pearl Harbor. Still we didn’t experience any of the massive destruction that Europe did. The two nuclear bombs dropped on Japan caused about 100,000 deaths, but probably saved about 1 million lives that would have been lost in a US led invasion of Japan. US imperialism after the war was surpassed only by the Soviets; we held for many years territories like the Philippines, Guam, the Marshall Islands, and West Germany. The wars in Vietnam, Korea, and Afghanistan were all results of post-WW2 imperialism. The Russians defeated the Germans because they had more food, more warm boots, and more men. 20,000,000 Russians died on the Eastern Front of the war. WW2 was the deadliest war in the history of the world. Overall up to 80 million people died. Let’s not repeat that, please. Fun fact: the Russian word for king “czar” and the German “kaiser”, as well as many other languages, have their root in the Latin name “Caesar”, as in Julius Caesar.
It's actually fun seeing people argue about history and who has the true informations! Pretty educational... Would have been more useful if you did this before december... Darn. Fun thread nonetheless
