»[OP Prison] Thief Rank Giveaway + Selling 5 euros

Hello everyone!

I am giving away a FREE Thief rank on OP Prison and also selling 5 euros!

In order to make things easier for you and I; I've decided to put all information on one thread and winners and buyers will be selected from this thread.

The Thief rank will only apply to OP Prison.

The 5 euros can apply to any server you want, but what I want in return is money on OP Prison.

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To win the giveaway, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is reply once here with the following information:

- Your in-game Minecraft username [Please write it exactly as it is in-game]

- Tell me a joke, or anything at all to make me laugh really hard. Try not to make it too long. And don't copy it off google. Be as genuine as you can.

- Post an offer. Nothing below 100 billion on OP Prison. This is if you don't win the giveaway, we will do a trade. The money you offered for 5 euros wherever you want.

The best joke will win the giveaway and gain a free Thief rank.

The best offer will win the 5 euros.

The winners will be chosen in exactly 24 hours from when this thread is posted.
They will also be announced here.
The winners must contact me via discord or forum message.

Good luck !

Edit: Changed time to 24h since sale might end on Friday !

 

IGN:meromesquad
joke:BROaced

 

Jarod12
I like men

 

Uh seriously I just traded with you for 7.5E for Thug xD, Can I make a request of getting 5E for Gangster instead?

Joke: My face

 

IGN : yousiftdm0770
joke :
My mom : hey how are you doing.
a random sad man : hey, not good.
my mom : why?
a random sad man : i lost my job today
my mom : how?
a random sad man : when my boss paid me my money that i get every month, i started twerking in front of him.
my mom : oh, that is sad, anyways i have to go bye.
*mom goes back to home and started talking to herself* : that guy is such a weird man

 

My Ign : PowerSlow
joke i love it :
Teacher asks children, what do u wish t0 do in future?
Jack: I want to be a pilot.
Wakeel: I want to be a doctor.
Bina: I want to be a good mother.
John : I want to help Bina.

 

-Delete this

 

You can make an offer here for the 5 euros money offer. The joke gets you Thief. I messed up the title

 

Ign: uryfgoifh
Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road.

It got stuck in a crack.

 

IGN: iFocusz

Joke: The sign down the road!
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said: "School Ahead, Go slow"!

 

Name : Itz_Sherif
OP-prison coming soon

--- Double Post Merged, Jun 28, 2017, Original Post Date: Jun 28, 2017 ---

How much euros do you offer for the best pickaxe 1.5 second smining = full inv.
eff 103
unb 100
fortune 500

 

IGN:Martin1
Joke:MonsterStorm was the best Admin! #Monster4H-A!

 

Ign : SmitGaming

Joke : People call me 'Shit'Gaming

 

IGN: KatytheQueen

Joke: Who said english is easy?
Fill this blank with " Yes " or " No "
1. ..... I dont have a brain
2. ..... I dont have sense
3. ..... I am stupid

 

Ign:droidMLG
Joke:2 guys meet in heaven and start talking
Jack:how did you die bro?
Rob:due to coldness and you?
Jack:i Doubted my gf with a boy and searched my house and found noone.
Felt guilty and committed suicide
Rob:lol i was in the fridge

 

Jince222

Are you redstone? Cause you make my piston extend. Hue hue

 

xXArMaANXx
Guildcraft's staff team (no offense diyon)

 

ign: ironcreeper34111
joke: me winning best joke on this thread and getting Thief :>
But srsly Im gonna use my Memes.
Part 1: https://www.guildcraft.org/threads/some-dank-anni-memes.59609/
Part 2:
https://www.guildcraft.org/threads/drunk-anni-memes-part-2.60072/
Part 3: https://www.guildcraft.org/threads/drunk-memes-part-3-100-clickbait.60169/
Part 4: https://www.guildcraft.org/threads/drunk-memes-part-4-op-prison-edition.60262/
Part 5: https://www.guildcraft.org/threads/drunk-memes-part-5-u-thought-i-was-finished-eh.60713/

 

- Your in-game Minecraft username : DEADMAN580

- joke :


I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl, in exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.