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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the moron's house.

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
THE CHICKEN

 

bruh LOL

 

1.9

 

Yo cat

 

Yo mama so ugly even Bob the Builder said "We can't fix it."

 

What did the Miner Sleep on when he couldn't make a Bed?

Spoiler: Answer

Bed-Rock!

 

What do you call a handsome bread?

Bread pitt

 

Wat does a cyborg dinosaur say when he gets a virus.

An erawr

 

A bicycle can't stand on its own cause
Its TWO TIRED

 

I was going to look for my missing watch but I could never find the time.

 

best joke?
my life

 

Best joke ever: You
(Think about it )


Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?”

Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”​

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”​

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”​

Patrick, “What school?”​

 

GC autoban system ._.


(Jkjkjkjk dun hates me)

 

uhhm lol

 

Du dum Tsss....


Jk that Was kinda Funny

 

Answer this .-.

If u are wondering for answer here it is

 

Why did the person cross the road, to get to the other side...



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH FUNNIEST JOKE EVER! R8 THIS M8 PLOX
great banta

 

who is eXDawnsaur

****

 

This is the best..

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was ****, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

 

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!