»Why people don't like string cheesecheese

I was with my cousin the other day and I noticed something very odd...he didn't like string cheese.​

I quickly ran him to the hospital because he clearly had a concussion, but when the doctor came in to diagnose him he said that he was fine.

Well obviously the doctor was corrupt or something because it is impossible for someone to not like string cheese. I went online and searched for other cases of the "string cheese disease" but I couldn't find anything on the subject.

So now I turn to you guys. Does anyone know why my cousin is like this?

 

YOUR COUSIN IS ACTUALLY A FAKE, ONE OF OUR PRO IMPERSONATORS. WE HAVE CAPTURED YOUR REAL COUSIN AND WE ARE ATTEMPTING TO TURN HIM INTO A HELICOPTER. WE ARE SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS, REMEMBER THIS IS ALL FOR SCIENCE.

 

I understand, GO SCIENCE!