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  1. OMGMINECRAFT [C.A.D]

    OMGMINECRAFT [C.A.D] Honorary Poster Member

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    How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff. How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf. How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?

    Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.-

    Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years

    What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!

    Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day

    I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning

    You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
     
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    SweetHeart_HD Ancient Poster Member

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    Its not a joke but ( what is opposite of "Race Car") who will guess this .... gets a free hug
     
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    FM9897K Ancient Poster Member

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    Omg ... Sorry bit this is not funny at all :)
     
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    ShadowGamer12 Ancient Poster Member

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    XD 2nd is the best lel nice ones
     
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    nedac Ancient Poster Member

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    Slow Bike
     
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    nedac Ancient Poster Member

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    Ohhhhhit is racecar
     
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