»Random poetry

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  1. R3D_G3KKO

    R3D_G3KKO Ancient Poster Member

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    - 1 hit 1 kill no hacks just skill

    - Roses are red violets are blue the title is English why aren't you

    - All doggies go to heaven (or so I've been told).
    They run and play along the streets of Gold.
    Why is heaven such a doggie-delight?
    Why, because there's not a single cat in sight...

    - I know how to pvp
    When I fight you
    You pee,
    I remember when I reked you
    And you necked yourself
     
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  2. Shaan94

    Shaan94 Honorary Poster Member

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  3. R3D_G3KKO

    R3D_G3KKO Ancient Poster Member

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    Is it good?
     
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  4. Shaan94

    Shaan94 Honorary Poster Member

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    havent u made 1 before?
    and its good coz it probably took u 5 mins !
     
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  5. R3D_G3KKO

    R3D_G3KKO Ancient Poster Member

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    never made one before but sang some and heard some

    and btw this took me 2 and a half years
     
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  6. GlizzyChimp

    GlizzyChimp Faithful Poster Member

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    nice
     
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  7. ShadowGamer12

    ShadowGamer12 Ancient Poster Member

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    and by 2 and half years you mean 2 and half secounds XD
     
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  8. gr4ndLy

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    Imperial Gratitude

    As Sir Winston once so famously said
    When bullets are whistling by your head
    There is nothing that can compare to sitting
    in a trench with nowt but a chair
    To be shot at without result
    So glorious did he exalt
    The dangerous game at which he was so good
    in the British army what when Hitler came to
    Our shores we put him at the head of our corps
    And put an end to his little game Did winston
    which shot him to fame
    A hero and icon did he become
    As the empire did succumb
    The wounds inflicted by the IRA
    And Hitler were the price to pay
    For the freedom of our lands
    We kept Hitler of our sands
    And then our empire began to crumble
    As different parts began to grumble
    And we let them leave, we let them go
    Just remember, remember that you owe
    Your freedom to those soldiers British
    And Upon that I must finish.

    Who likes me poem?
    -Colonel Harthacanute AKA HP
     
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  9. R3D_G3KKO

    R3D_G3KKO Ancient Poster Member

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    You made this??

    It took 10 yrs?
     
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  10. R3D_G3KKO

    R3D_G3KKO Ancient Poster Member

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    I dare you to make your own poetry
     
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  11. Cervium

    Cervium Forum Veteran Member

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    Nuffin nuffin nuffin
    Rhymes with muffin
    But nuffin nuffin nuffin
    Rhymes with 'orange'
    Could it be
    That a cup of tea
    Is not as good with an orange
    As a muffin?
     
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  12. ShadowGamer12

    ShadowGamer12 Ancient Poster Member

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    Cup of tea every day and you suck at poetry now go back there and make some tea and suck my d**** #done :cool:
     
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  13. Mickyle

    Mickyle Faithful Poster Member

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    breathtakingly beautiful ;-;
     
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  14. gr4ndLy

    gr4ndLy Member Member

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    A cup a day keeps thee snubs at bay
    must you fray and declare my morals astray
    for ethical terms must not be credible as I shall not lick your prick
    I return to brew another another cup
    in the wish you consider my dick thick for your lust
    tug and suck yourself dumbstruck you little ****
    Good Luck.

    Edit: Thought you replied to my post...the Tea comment... Sorry!
     
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  15. Ashley89

    Ashley89 Ancient Poster Member

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    The cat ate a bat that sat on a fat rat wearing a hat that was good at combat.


    try saying that 5 times fast.
     
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  16. R3D_G3KKO

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    A fat cat sat on the mat and is good in combat and knows all about that
     
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  17. VivaLaVida

    VivaLaVida Forum Veteran Member

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    Condemned I am

    Beautiful sin, beautiful smile,

    Will it only last for awhile,

    Is it my folly, or is it my melancholy,

    Darkest persona, soul almighty,

    Blessing or burden, you hold for me,

    Eyes of an angel, eyes of the sea,

    For in them so much see, without verdict and decree,

    Blasphemy you say, sinned I have,

    Condemned i am, in flames eterne,

    From the lake of fire, I see and admire,

    Eyes of an angel, eyes of the sea,

    For in them so much to see, without verdict and decree,

    From my demise, and from my condemn,

    Will you believe me then,

    Dauntless I am, dauntless I am,

    to say again, to sin again

    Eyes of an angel, eyes of the sea,

    For in them so much to see, without verdict and decree,

    Silent screams, silent screams all around me,

    Voice of an angel, wailing for me,

    Desperate to hear, desperate to see, whom it may be,

    Tis the sounds of the flames consuming me,

    Eyes of an angel, eyes of the sea!

    For in them so much to see, without verdict and decree!
     
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  18. R3D_G3KKO

    R3D_G3KKO Ancient Poster Member

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    I don't know a single thing you said
     
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