»Random poetry

- 1 hit 1 kill no hacks just skill

- Roses are red violets are blue the title is English why aren't you

- All doggies go to heaven (or so I've been told).
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight?
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight...

- I know how to pvp
When I fight you
You pee,
I remember when I reked you
And you necked yourself

 

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Is it good?

 

havent u made 1 before?
and its good coz it probably took u 5 mins !

 

never made one before but sang some and heard some

and btw this took me 2 and a half years

 

nice

 

and by 2 and half years you mean 2 and half secounds XD

 

Imperial Gratitude

As Sir Winston once so famously said
When bullets are whistling by your head
There is nothing that can compare to sitting
in a trench with nowt but a chair
To be shot at without result
So glorious did he exalt
The dangerous game at which he was so good
in the British army what when Hitler came to
Our shores we put him at the head of our corps
And put an end to his little game Did winston
which shot him to fame
A hero and icon did he become
As the empire did succumb
The wounds inflicted by the IRA
And Hitler were the price to pay
For the freedom of our lands
We kept Hitler of our sands
And then our empire began to crumble
As different parts began to grumble
And we let them leave, we let them go
Just remember, remember that you owe
Your freedom to those soldiers British
And Upon that I must finish.

Who likes me poem?
-Colonel Harthacanute AKA HP​

 

You made this??

It took 10 yrs?

 

I dare you to make your own poetry

 

Nuffin nuffin nuffin
Rhymes with muffin
But nuffin nuffin nuffin
Rhymes with 'orange'
Could it be
That a cup of tea
Is not as good with an orange
As a muffin?

 

Cup of tea every day and you suck at poetry now go back there and make some tea and suck my d**** #done

 

breathtakingly beautiful ;-;

 

A cup a day keeps thee snubs at bay
must you fray and declare my morals astray
for ethical terms must not be credible as I shall not lick your prick
I return to brew another another cup
in the wish you consider my dick thick for your lust
tug and suck yourself dumbstruck you little ****
Good Luck.

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Edit: Thought you replied to my post...the Tea comment... Sorry!

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The cat ate a bat that sat on a fat rat wearing a hat that was good at combat.


try saying that 5 times fast.

 

A fat cat sat on the mat and is good in combat and knows all about that

 

Condemned I am

Beautiful sin, beautiful smile,

Will it only last for awhile,

Is it my folly, or is it my melancholy,

Darkest persona, soul almighty,

Blessing or burden, you hold for me,

Eyes of an angel, eyes of the sea,

For in them so much see, without verdict and decree,

Blasphemy you say, sinned I have,

Condemned i am, in flames eterne,

From the lake of fire, I see and admire,

Eyes of an angel, eyes of the sea,

For in them so much to see, without verdict and decree,

From my demise, and from my condemn,

Will you believe me then,

Dauntless I am, dauntless I am,

to say again, to sin again

Eyes of an angel, eyes of the sea,

For in them so much to see, without verdict and decree,

Silent screams, silent screams all around me,

Voice of an angel, wailing for me,

Desperate to hear, desperate to see, whom it may be,

Tis the sounds of the flames consuming me,

Eyes of an angel, eyes of the sea!

For in them so much to see, without verdict and decree!

 

I don't know a single thing you said

 

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