The potato's name is pototas but he is not totally potato, he's a potato chips. he's the apprentice of iwidar that's died
Then the pototas save everyone from the squidinvasion and the invasion end right after starting. Crap the squid didn't got to rule for long xD.
Then he runs back to the warehouse for a magic wand. *Cast the spell on the foam ball gun* WALA, a potato gun.
Den suddently a skelleh came outta nowhere and snatched that gun from widar! **BAM BAM, PEW PEW** **Crazily shoots everyone related to killing widar**
In a tragic string of events, many soldiers are brutally ripped off their souls. Luckily, Widar survives the shooting and frantically rushes for cover. He approaches a abnormally tall tree, only to discover the horrific scene of...
Focused on dis tragic scence.... Widar is completely oblivious to the falling teapot which crashes into the abnormay tall tree ... Lipton is now everywhere....
Then, Darth Vader gives up his suit! To save his life, Sidious put Donald Trump into Darth Vader's suit as the new Vader, resulting in....DARTH TRUMP!!
Then the next story writer did not know what to write cuz he couldn't be bothered reading. He summoned iSkeletonzHD to ... twerk (can't think of anything... mum is telling me to go 2 sleep ;-