»Guildcraft EXPOSED

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  1. lolnoteven

    lolnoteven Ancient Poster Member

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    I've debated making this thread for a long time. It's come down to the giving truth or keeping it hidden. I have decided to reveal the extensive research I have been going through for almost three years. Let's start.

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    Let's take a step into Steyn's shoes, and find out what it's like for him in his everyday life. I have tracked his behavior and movement carefully for the past thirty days. Here's what he does on a daily basis.

    A man, named Steyn, aged in his early twenties, white, with dark hair and blue eyes, walks briskly down a stone path. He faces a massive stone cathedral with a large neon lettering at the front, reading GUILDCRAFT CO. , otherwise, as I call it, the GUILDCRAFT SATANIC WORSHIPPING CULT, CO. He walks up the steps, and through a small elevator, on his way to work.

    He presses a button on the elevator that brings him up to his work level. The button is on the side of the elevator. It reads "Level 3". Already, this raises suspicions. Why does he have to press a button on an elevator? Why is it on the side of the elevator? Is this "button" used to brainwash many GUILDCRAFT CO. followers into joining the illuminati? 3rd level? There are three sides to a triangle. Is this a secret button leading to the hidden Illuminati HQ?

    Let's not jump to conclusions too fast. We continue.

    The elevator moves up. Steyn is now checking his smartphone, a Motorola Droid RAZR. Through research and study, I have managed to find out that he is "texting", a way of communicating to other people without talking. Texting? Is he talking to Illuminati clanmate aXed about future sinister plans?

    The elevator now stops at level three. It is filled with cubicles, each around 9x9 ft, with a desk and a computer. There is a large image of the Guildcraft logo embedded on the ceiling:

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    Guild Craft? What? Hold up. Let's break this down.

    Guild noun - an association of people for mutual aid or the pursuit of a common goal

    Wow. Let's look up the word Craft.

    Craft verb - an activity involving skill in making things by hand

    Interesting. GuildCraft is an association of people working to a common goal, through making things by hand? This is very suspicious. Is this "goal" actually a New World Order? Are they crafting a tyrannical society right under our noses? Undoubtedly. Let us move on with his day.

    At around 8:34 AM, he reaches his cubicle. Next to him sits a man named "AsyFrost", and in front of him sits a person named "Chisagu". Diagonally left of him sits a man on a high golden throne with the name tag ("aXed", SUPREME RULER), overlooking the workplace. Steyn boots up his computer, logs in, and opens Internet Explorer.

    This raises suspicions as well. Internet Explorer? There was and there is no one on earth who uses Internet Explorer. Is Steyn doing this to become independent of everyone else, using a totally obsure web browser? This is very strange.

    He types in his company website in the URL box, www.guildcraft.org/forums. He logs in with the username "ItsmeSteyn" and the password "ihaveapigfetishlol".

    He has eight alerts. He has received likes from the community. He smiles and moves on.

    Steyn scrolls down into the off-topic forum section. He clicks on a random thread and comments the following:

    "Oink Oink Oink".

    This raises a huge mass of unanswered questions. Oink? What is he trying to say? Does Steyn have a secret language he shares with his cult-mates? Let's investigate deeper.

    The word "oink" has 4 letters. "ItsmeSteyn" has 10.
    10-4 = 6.
    There are 5 letters in the word "Guild" in GuildCraft.
    6-5 = 1.
    There is one eye in the Illuminati triangle.

    Could this be? This is solid, indisputable, concrete evidence that he is indeed taking part in the dirty business. But for all the doubters, we will continue with his story.

    Suddenly, Steyn jumps up out of his chair and starts screaming uncontrollably, "OINK! OINK OINK! OINK!" AsyFrost on his left covers his head with his palms, muttering, "It's another one of those days..."

    This goes on for several minutes. When Steyn is finally finished, he sits down and continues work, like nothing has happened. Apparently this is normal, because the staff members around him do the same.

    After working and spamming "Oink Oink" on at least four hundred different threads, it is time for lunch. Steyn goes to Subway, a local chain sub restaurant. He orders Italian bread with ranch, chicken, lettuce, and jalapeños, with a bottle Cherry Coke Zero. He sits down and eats at a table.

    Italian bread? Ranch? Chicken? Lettuce?
    This is a normal sandwich. There is nothing to deduce from this. Let us move on.

    After lunch break, he takes an exacly twenty minute walk down the street. He takes another exactly twenty minute walk back, a total of forty minutes. All the time he looks as if he is trying to fend something off. It turns out to be a fruitfly, but this does not quell the quickly arising suspicions.

    According to the Bible, Moses lived forty years in Egypt and forty years in the desert before God selected him to lead his people out of slavery.

    Is this what Steyn is trying to fend off on his forty minute walk? The prospect of freeing the slaves GUILDCRAFT CO. is making of us? We cannot stop Guildcraft. It is too late.

    GUILDCRAFT IS ILLUMINATI. GUILDCRAFT KNOWS ALL. GUILDCRAFT IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS.
    WAKE UP.

    GUILDCRAFT IS IN CONTROL.


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  2. SlimShady01

    SlimShady01 Enthusiast Member

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    Were you high when you made this?
     
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  3. DeathMystic

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    dude are u drunk?Or did u have weed?
     
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  4. AdorableFeverFtw

    AdorableFeverFtw Newbie Member

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    Bruh too much drugs ;-;
     
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  5. CarveKing

    CarveKing Me, Myself, and I Member

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  6. PizaCraft1

    PizaCraft1 Forum Master Member

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    lazy to read all of this
     
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  7. Chisagu

    Chisagu Eternal Poster Member

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    I actually read all of it and I'm still confuzled;-; btw why am I mentioned here? I have nothing to do with your illuminati conspiracy though it's a honor to be mentioned here :D
     
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  8. JohnSnow95

    JohnSnow95 Enthusiast Member

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    They will hunt you down son. Truth is a dangerous weapon, and weapons can be used both ways (derp).
    Run. Run and never look back, your path is a dangerous one.
     
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  9. nedac

    nedac Ancient Poster Member

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    NO I WAS GONNA MAKE THIS POST!!! NUUUU
     
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  10. VivaLaVida

    VivaLaVida Forum Veteran Member

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    i think youre the one whos been brainwashed already
     
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  11. Shaan94

    Shaan94 Honorary Poster Member

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    you wot m8
     
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  12. kilo

    kilo Ancient Poster Member

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    when a nerd get bored
     
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  14. neiythen

    neiythen Member Member

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    ermm ur drunk im sure
     
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  15. stonemaker

    stonemaker Member Member

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    I'm probably the only one who read this in a sinister voice.. Nice thought about Guildcraft lmao
     
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    TeamTLV23 Vodka Member

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    -Well you just broke my Brain

    -R.I.P "Teams Brain"
     

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  17. Kaiden

    Kaiden Nimble Knuckle Member

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    or maybe thats what they want you to think ;)
     
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  18. HazWolf

    HazWolf Ancient Poster Member

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    some nerd u r!!
     
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  19. GoldenBoy20

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    Didnt read it all.... Too lazy
     
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  20. [Legend] gabby27

    [Legend] gabby27 Faithful Poster Member

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    I dont think so,

    lolnoteven has 10 letters,
    letters have 7 letters,
    10-7=3
    3 is 3
    then 3 is 3
    cat is :3
    lol is 3
    tree is 3

    33333 illu confirmed
     
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