»How did you get your name?

My story is short.. xD

I was making an MC acc my friend put in the nick "kuba1616" and it just stuck xD

 

I feel down the stairs. i recorded the sound I made

 

I smashed my face on the keybord.

 

I thought so.. cause your face isn't straight ._.

 

I play singleplayer MC a lot and always get killed in the Nether.Mostly i got killed is not by lava but the mobs so I've decided to take Nether and Army.
Nether=My death place
Army=Mobs

 

Nah my face hasnt been straight since my mom ran me over when i was 3.

 

I use christsama for everything so

 

So there was one day where i realized i fapped 7 times every day. So 7*32=224 i realized that i might've broken a record for most times in a month as a teen.
So it's decided that i'm the undisputed FapKing.

 

There was this server named creepercraft back in 2013 i believe , it had a very good survival games server where basically its like uhc type of beginning but not in hardcore mode so basically survival with no chests with deathmatch at the end (Plugin was LibsHungerGames) It was very enjoyable and i played it everyday until a guy with wurst showed up and was flying to people and i decided why not lets download and of course ingot autobanned cus i was stupid back then and decided to ban evade cus its a cracked server why not , my name needed to be random so i picked Rockstar and 9537 is the ending number of my mobile numbers.

There you have it.
Rockstar9537.

Tl;dr - I r0ck pussy so rockstar

 

bruh everyones reasons are so funny and weird lmao (thats what you get on a cracked server, where u can chose any name)
anyway i forgot to actually answer ur question cause i was distracted with ur nutty story. I chose EmoScenePvp as my SECOND cracked name because at the time (hate to admit it) i was a really emo kid, scene too, and i liked pvp so yeah thats it lmao.

if you noticed i said it was my second name let me tell you my first cracked name, it was Daigames118, i got this name when i first made a Ps3 psn account, i was trying to figure a name for my ps3 for about 3 weeks but i couldnt figure one out, i remembered that my cousins friends name was "antgames" so i chose my irl nickname "Dai" and put games after it, 18 was my favorite number so i put 118 cause why not. thats it

 

oh wot ur an emo kid? damn thats edgyyyyy af

 

not anymore, i WAS an emo kid...

 

When I was like 12 years old, I loved to watch Doctor Who (a TV series) and this is how my name is TheRealDoctor. That's the whole story lol

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Also, you aren't pretty clever, since no month has 32 days 8)

 

Since when did a month have 32 days?

Do you have a brain

 

lol...

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I used to smoke a lot of weed. Like a lot...

 

for my name i got cracked minecraft and i went to guildcraft which was my first server i ever played on and the first thing i ever did was go to factions and i really thought the fact of Mcmmo was cool so i decided to develop it into my name at first my name was McmmoGamer then after a while i changed my name to McmmoGaming once i bought a premium account and now IM Mcmmo

now McmmoIsBae


<3 U Wizare

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this is the funniest story ive ever heard xD

 

I used to play MCPE so I took Pocket and Killer as "Pocket The Killer"

 

i fucked a horse