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Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, “There is a easy way to get what you want.”

The other boy said, “How?” the boy replied, “Tell people you know their secret.”
The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, “I know your secret!” The dad replies, “Please don’t tell your mom heres $10.”
The boy then runs to his mom, “I know your secret!” The mom said, “Please don’t tell your dad here’s $15.”
The boy then decides to try it on the mail man, “I know your secret!” The mail man opened his arms and said, “Come, give your dad a hug

One Line pun:
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends

 

Sorry but i forgot to laugh

-Henry

 

Da-rude

 

Read this somewhere else already (think reddit)

 

Hello, from the other side.

 

Other side?

 

haw funnie my just look at my cats face his reaction to everything ^

 

xD

 

lel xD but forget to.laugh so here hahahahhahahahah

 

A like for you

 

ahahha

 

if u want smthing funny stuff just read all @VivaLaVida posts

 

When I type DOTA 2 in LoL, nothing happens.
When I type LoL in DOTA 2, my hero laughs.

 

the real question here is why would you be typing in "dota 2" in an league of legends chan

 

GTFO!

 

it was so funny that i didnt laugh :/

 

Take that as a joke >.>

 

Wat idont under stand XD

 

Under-stand LOL sounds like stand under XD

 

Yeah, me too. I'm pretty sure it's from reddit.

 

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

heh you've probably already heard that one