»Tutorial on How To Get A Life!

There Is Plenty Of Options Try One Of These.
1: You Simply Grab A Bat And Smash Your PC.
2: Throw Your PC Out The Window.
3: You Pour Milk All Over Your PC.

Hope This Is Of Use For All Of You That Have No Life.

 

um so how do you expect people to reply to your thread after following it

 

Is that what you did after Heavy rekt your ass LOOOL

 

Why don't you have some "fun" when you destroy your PC, heres my recommendation.

1. instead of unplugging your PC Cut the cord
2. get a lighter and box of tissues and take the tissues out and stuff in inside of your pc with tissues
3. light the tissues on fire
4. while burning smash it with a plank of wood or metal
5. Cant forget the screen, get petrol pour over the screen and light her up!

OR

1. Cut the cord
2. get a shotgun
3. Load it with some buckshot or a Slug
4. Shot every round you have in your pc and screen!

 

How can i get a life if i am dead?

 

1. Where can I find a bat?
2. I'm too weak to throw my pc.
3. I drank all the milk.

 

Hello, i am unsure if i have a life or not. Got any tips to help me?

 

Well can you breath? if not den you have no life

 

hm, i think i can idk rlly.

 

ill give u my bat, ill throw your pc, ill give you some of my milk

 

you probs a Vampire :O

 

me : Follows the advise!
After the pc is annihilated, realizes needs pc for stuff other than minecraft.
Has to take a loan to buy a new one.
Leads to Life debt , not life

 

My bat wasn't happy about it. :'c rip Charlie

 

Like idk who says ... Who needs a life when you've got the internet ? Ps : if you need a life you can easily buy one at eBay.

 

First You find a human second you get his heart and third put it in on someone who is ded

 

Good point. Hearts can be bought at eBay that's what I meant *evil grin*

 

/createlife

 

My mum and my dad made life... On their bed

 

Instead of doing Glizzy's way, use mine

1. Get your PC (LEAVE IT ON)

2. Get some petrol and don't add fire just yet!

3. Get alcohol to make it more flamable

4. Crack the screen using something hard like a chair

5. Finally! Lit 'em up

6.Enjoy while cooking your barbecue!

Actually this is a tutorial on how to cook your meals just incase you don't have a cooker

 

"/Give stonemaker life"

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