»Giveaway [Factions Black] 1 million $

Ever wanted to be a millionaire in Factions ?
( $ 1 million dollars only = $ 1,000,000 )
Well here's your chance.

To take part in this giveaway you should meet the following requirements:
1. You should be a human ( Scientific name : Homo sapiens sapiens )
2. You should be at least 5 year old.
3. You should Not be a vegetable/a cat etc.

If you want to win this giveaway share the funniest thing that has ever happened to you down there in the comments. I will choose the guy with the funniest one. I will announce the winner on this coming Sunday.

Give a like if you like this post. And follow me if you want to.
Let's be friends Good luck !

 

The funniest thing that has happened to me....Mmmmmmm.....Many things
1st one -
Hitting the windows.
I was young, 11 years old, It was summer and I was getting ready to play outside in my garden. As we have a patio with a sliding glass door. I was stupid, and thought it was open, next thing u know i was running and hit the glass window. and had fell to the ground

2nd one -
Hitting Lampost in streets.
I was walking and showing off to my friends because we had won a game of football (soccer) in uk. and i did a bet with him which was, if i scored 3 goals (hat-trick) he would give me £10. So i was walking backwards facing him. I was getting cocky and showing off. Next thing u know i turn around and i hit the lamp-post. STRAIGHT FACE first xD. So thats Karma telling me not to show off or get cocky next time .

 

Lol Bro! What is with you and hitting random objects ? Funny ! XD

 

The funniest thing happened to me was when i was playing minecraft for the very first time and i had poor English i saw people spamming with the word "lag" throughout the game. Being curious I asked "what is lag" and "what's the full form of 'lag'". Everyone was bursting out of laughter and as soon as I know I was laughing myself too
Why am i so silly lol

 

1 I'm a panda
2 I'm 3 no where near being a squeaker yet
3 I'm a cat too

 

you're so laugh i forgot to funny

 

You're a punny cat I must say ! But, you are a Cat nevertheless. You are disqualified xD


I will announce the winner later today! You still have time

 

i was once playing truth and dare with my friends and there was a girl too in the group. We were in school uniform, she was wearing a skirt! the guy opposite to me had the chance to call truth or dare. He chose dare. It was my turn to call the dare. The guy beside me whispered that you should tell him 2 lift the girl's skirt. I said Bad Idea, he heard "good idea" and went ahead. The girl slapped her to the ground and he got suspended. Poor guy had to cry to sleep.
i only remmba dis one. hope i win

 

Gosh. I've been participating in almost every giveaways now. Worth a shot xD

Well, this is kinda like a tragedy, it's still funny when you think again

When I was around Grade 6/7, I was playing tag with a friend at school after it had ended. We were running around lots of classrooms, in and out. I was chasing him... :3 On a blind turn, he flicked the door and I was running too fast and hit it. My mind went blank and keep saying "Am I dead?! AM I DEAD?!" O.O' xD But suddenly, I realized I hit the door and my friend was watching in awe. ._. That moment..

Last year, around October/November, our hostel went a mountain trip with bus. I'm pessimistic and I'm anxious and nervous. My friend tried to calm me down by putting his earphone into my ears, we fell asleep, after awhile.

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BAM! Our Bus crashed something and there were flares in front of it. (We were sitting on the last row xD). Who would stand and be calm? Since I am pessimistic, I shouted aloud "DID WE FALL INTO A PIT?! DID WE?!". ._. But we later found out that we crashed a train and it got into the news the next day xP

Ze me bad at jokes.

 

Bruh! i get it why it's funny xD

 

Damn, your life is intense ! Be an optimist, helps in the long run.

Also I forgot today is Saturday and not Sunday. I'll be announcing the winner tomorrow on sunday as I had promised.

 

Well, this was how i pranked my science teacher:

Firstly, I came up to her and asked her for the keys (Those keys were really important to her that if she lose it... She should be fired). After borrowing it, i met a group of friend and that was how i came up with the idea :3 I came up to her and said: Miss, this idiot thought that your keys were mine so he threw it up the roof, may I get the ladder to climb up there and get it? She was really pissed and her face was like:



She decided to climb up there without trusting us anything. When she was at the top of the roof, you guys should know what I did. I took the ladder while she was not looking (She did not know that we were there). She started to call for help and stuff... Gosh it was really hilarious but i felt bad to her. I returned the keys and laid down the ladder for her to climb down.

Hope you enjoy this story. Idk where to share it at first so i decided to share it here :3

P.s: it was my last day at that school and that was why I got away with it.

 

Wanna know something funny .. My LIFE

 

1. yeah
2. yeah
3. hmm not really sure but i think so

funniest thing? not much happens in my life but i once tried to get up and get the remote for my tv, I tripped over my cat while doing so and landed on the corner of a table. left a nasty mark on my face, kinda tragic but still funny in a way.

ign: lolnoteven

 

You're MOD? GG breh

 

Er...thanks xD Why so sudden? XD

I like @_SoraX_ 's story xP A similar case happened to me xD That's why. But not ladders, just door and prank xD

 

Well the day has come, The winner is @_SoraX_ . Hey! bro long time no see xD I'm not sure if you even need this money. You can come on when you are free and you see me on.

P.S @NeonNature Bro! you were close. I'll pay you $ 100000 if you want it. You too can come and ask for the monies xD

 

@finaldestiny Haha, it's okay bro. Just trying my luck and I don't play Factions Black. Just wanted to add some more money for a rank upgrade xD

Keep the 100k, bro ^^ (I will take it if it's in Semi xD)